Deerhunter - Nothing Ever Happened

Coffee, darts, smokes and not remembering how much money i lost to Reinemann.

Drunk and Mexican Food.

Where is Tom Cruise from Taps?

Fuck I-5

 Just realized that i was watching the movie "Last Days" on the anniversary of my neighbor checking out...

Oil, Fingernails and Little Cocks

 In line at the Taco Bell waiting to get my three taco supremes. In front of me the yellow 2011 mustang with the licence plate that reads Saudi 1( which is odviously a cover for the fact that his nails are as long as most women, he reeks of perfume and the car is really a cover for the fact that his real wants in life are to spend is fathers money on bullshit made in japan, and to fuck the three friends he has in the car)  makes their order. Four or five minutes pass and Saudi 1 is having a problem making the order and is getting increasingly angry at the woman on the other end of the line. They eventually get their shit and move on. 
 As i get my piss pour excuse for mexican food the woman is upset...Saudi 1 was very "rude" as the girl says, and its at this moment i understand the white trash, back water ignorant fucks that plastered "Nuke'um and Pave'um" 
 (this is all a half thought due to the fact that this fucking Patti Smith dvd keeps skipping, friggin bastards. 

Tea Workshop

Obama For President

12:54 am at Jacksons on 7th

The highlights of the conversation i was so very, very privileged to listen to.

"He if i show you my nipples will you give me 50% off?"

"My day...Fuck..Today is my anniversary to my hubby who fuckin cheated on me with my best friend..So like i just put up a status on facebook that was like Happy Fuckin Anniversary; then i put up,..You know that Godsmack song "I fuckin hate you?"..Well thats what i put up.."

"What do you mean my Oregon Trail card is denied?..... Well who's name is on it?...Oh fuck here is my other one that one is from my boyfriends...I give cash for Food Stamps..Shit shouldn't have told you that."

Now as i sit and take a shit and write this beautiful set of proses this woman let spew out of her mouth. I light a cig and think of the Infamous Mobb Deep and say. Let a ho be a ho

Charlie don't surf

In Heaven - Eraserhead

Harry Potter is the Devil Music

 Question: Have you seen those new Harry Potter movies?

 Answer:  No.

Question: Oh is it because you read the books and don't think the movies will hold up to them?

Answer: No...I don't want to read or watch some guy fly around on a broom..Besides i don't see how a good guy can do that. Its a bunch of witches. 
  I don't think people should let there kids read those books....

Question: Why you don't think its good that kids are reading, and besides those books are pretty damn entertaining..

Answer: No! I don't like them i think they are bad!

Question: Again why are they bad? 

Answer: Because.

Conclusion: So the fact that your dumbass parents told you these books are bad you refuse to actually look into them and judge for yourself. You want to sit in the narrow minded parameters that you live in act as if you know more then most. But truth be told you know nothing you ignorant dumb fuck, and the saddest thing is that you are going to have offspring and populate the wold with more Venita assholes...

 

Foreign Policy

 After enjoying a Hamms and watching BBC News i came to an acute realization. If every man in the Middle East simply had a bowl full of watermelon and a good old fashion ball scratching they would really calm down. 
 It is the soul reason why black men (excluding Oprahs Man bitch Stedmen) can dance, and walk with that cool chilled out rhythm. 
 White bitches cratchin there nutz and watermelon running through their veins. 

I Turn My Camera On

If you dont like this your an asshole.

 Side note from Jonah the Ninja Dog Fish
 "Teen Mark Winfold on Jepordy your brother is coming for you you punk ass bitch!"

 To the endless amounts of 23 year old males in the continental United States (meaning the west cost and east cost because all the fly over states are as important as this blog) stop saying that the dirt under your nose is a mustache. Take 5 sec. out of your life and Google, Tweet or Facebook look up Tom Selleck grow a set, stop jerking off to yourself, and wash your fucking face!
 


 

Backgammon and Bullshit

Dear William, 

Thank you for your interest in White Columns

Although I appreciated the opportunity to review your materials, I regret to inform you that they will not be incorporated into our Curated Artist Registry. I realize that this is a potential disappointment to you, but I hope that you can understand that this process is extremely competitive, and that only a very small percentage of submissions are accepted.

Unfortunately due to the overwhelming volume of submissions White Columns receives each week, which I personally review, it is impossible for me to give individual feedback to each artist who submits their work for consideration.

I encourage you to look into other spaces with review programs in New York, such as Art in General, Artists Space, the Drawing Center, Exit Art, P.S. 1, and the Sculpture Center.

Thank you for allowing me to review your materials.

Best wishes,

Matthew Higgs
Director & Chief Curator

tommy lee's 9 inch dong

i have a headache. i want to smoke a cigarette. and i feel like i have to take a shit.

my 8 oz. cup of dutch bros is like an orgasm in my mouth. with sugar.

The Clash Charlie Don't Surf Live 1982

What the Shit!?

 Mondays are like getting a continuous cavity search. Every few moments you feel like there just might be a break, you breath deeply, let go of the feeling like you are about to take the biggest shit of your life. Then..another fist in the ass.

 Take a moment and reflect
on that as i scratch myself and watch Peoples Court.

A New Yorks Perspective on Oregon

 To all the hippy, dreddy, crunchy, organic, soy based fucks about to descend on the land none as Venita; for your week long celebration of free love and expression i simple have this to say....If you really want to live your life out of a Volkswagen Van. Not shave your pits. Or take the time to figure out that deodorant actually allows you to stand next to some one with making them puke. I have one suggestion for you..Save the planted and KILL YOURSELF!