12:54 am at Jacksons on 7th

The highlights of the conversation i was so very, very privileged to listen to.

"He if i show you my nipples will you give me 50% off?"

"My day...Fuck..Today is my anniversary to my hubby who fuckin cheated on me with my best friend..So like i just put up a status on facebook that was like Happy Fuckin Anniversary; then i put up,..You know that Godsmack song "I fuckin hate you?"..Well thats what i put up.."

"What do you mean my Oregon Trail card is denied?..... Well who's name is on it?...Oh fuck here is my other one that one is from my boyfriends...I give cash for Food Stamps..Shit shouldn't have told you that."

Now as i sit and take a shit and write this beautiful set of proses this woman let spew out of her mouth. I light a cig and think of the Infamous Mobb Deep and say. Let a ho be a ho