Saturday, October 29, 2011

 Just realized that i was watching the movie "Last Days" on the anniversary of my neighbor checking out...

Thursday, October 27, 2011

Oil, Fingernails and Little Cocks

 In line at the Taco Bell waiting to get my three taco supremes. In front of me the yellow 2011 mustang with the licence plate that reads Saudi 1( which is odviously a cover for the fact that his nails are as long as most women, he reeks of perfume and the car is really a cover for the fact that his real wants in life are to spend is fathers money on bullshit made in japan, and to fuck the three friends he has in the car)  makes their order. Four or five minutes pass and Saudi 1 is having a problem making the order and is getting increasingly angry at the woman on the other end of the line. They eventually get their shit and move on. 
 As i get my piss pour excuse for mexican food the woman is upset...Saudi 1 was very "rude" as the girl says, and its at this moment i understand the white trash, back water ignorant fucks that plastered "Nuke'um and Pave'um" 
 (this is all a half thought due to the fact that this fucking Patti Smith dvd keeps skipping, friggin bastards.